penis monologue

The name you give a dad who calls you a virgina monologue

My dad called me a Vigina monologue, so I called him a penis monologue

by 69crusher69 March 25, 2021

Shopper's monologue

The conversation one holds with oneself upon finally finding an item they like after hours of shopping, but then realizing that they are not sure if they really like the item. Most of the time, they realize they don't really need the item and end up not buying it. Very frequent in women, although occasionally affects men, too.

Leah and Jenae were shopping at PacSun. After many hours, Jenae finally found a shirt she liked. While waiting in the long, long line, Jenae began pondering whether she really needed that shirt. She held a shopper's monologue with herself and came to realize that five other people she knew had that shirt and that she did not want to be a poseur.

by Leah Romm and Jenae Lee January 12, 2009

Monologue

A one-person speech. Often used to express such emotions as love or sorrow. I use them to explain how much I am in love with this girl. They are popular in plays throughout history. One very famous monologue is Hamlet's "To be or not to be" speech.

I just wrote her a new monologue. Too bad she likes a jerkface. This one is about how I couldn't live without her...it's not as cliche as it sounds.

by Alex J. Burton November 20, 2009

monologued

To be ambushed and forced to listen to a loud, eccentric, sometimes scary monologue. Established during Towerhill 's evening of the arts, made famous by a hippie monologue speaking of P.O.T. and pain in the groin

Ashley monologued me when I was just standing there. I was so freaked out.

by THS4eva May 14, 2005

vagina monologues

A vagina monologue is when a female, goes on and on incessantly about something that a man could really give a shit about.

I was trying to listen to the game on the ride home, but my girlfriend was reciting her vagina monologues again

by Randag February 17, 2005

manalogue

(Noun)The inevitably male diatribe on the subject of sports teams, cars, women, fitness etc regardless of the interst shown by the listener

"Yeah i had to interupt Craigs manalogue on his gruelling training schedual"

by Saul Fajerman July 2, 2008

manologue

definition given to the actions of a male who insists on lecturing, often condescendingly and especially to females, on everything, regardeless of whether or not it needs it in an effort to expound his knowledge of every subject.

a manologue is a long-winded description of a task to be conducted with every 'i' dotted and 't' crossed when a simple statement will suffice

by SparkVark December 25, 2010