Memeories

Old, predominantly defunct Memes fleetingly resurrected in modern day conversation.

"The moment the T-Rex reappears and starts chasing the car gives me chills to this day."

"It wasn't chasing the car, it was running from Chuck Norris."

"Ah, memeories."

by rianwudkok March 30, 2015

Widow's memories

Any phallic shaped fruit or vegetable, eg bananas, cucumbers, fingered lovingly and nostalgically by old ladies in supermarkets.

Just look at the way that old dear is caressing that aubergine. Bless her. Widow's memories, eh?

by 7Kev7 May 16, 2007

SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

An expression used when an individual(usually horny male) is tantalized or amazed by the beauty/size of a woman's breasts.

*random hottie flashes boobs*
Bob: SWEET MOTHER OF MAMMARIES!

@o@ ---> (.)(.)

-See Vgcats.com comic 151 for a funny example

by >_<; May 2, 2005

Random Access Mammaries

When you're on such good terms with a female that you can randomly grope her breasts anytime you please.

Things are going well with Sally, I'm allowed random access mammaries

by BettyHumpter July 13, 2016

Memories

1. Reflections of how one PRECIEVES things really happened.
2. Personal or collective revisions.

I have very few fond memories

by nethcev! September 4, 2006

Memarie

Memarie is drop dead beautiful and deadass the most strongest women you’ll ever meet - if you meet a Memarie just know she has gone through a lot but will give you the best love you’ve ever had.

Memarie is so pretty!

by Hellokittyyouresopretty April 17, 2019

Tender Memories

Spending an entire day, or several days, in personal reflection and thought to recall the actions that took place during a hard night of partying that rendered you waking up naked with a greased ass hole and a sphincter that's sore and tender to the touch.

After a big party at his frat house, Carl woke up the next morning with some seriously Tender Memories. He spent several days wondering what happened and was only reminded of his tender bung each time he took a shit.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2015