When someone is getting mashed potatoes eaten out of their asshole while singing the National Anthem
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Get the Melyssa mug.Usually a younger girl in her unknown sexuality stage's. They can be found by their squeaky voice & laugh.
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Get the Melisha mug.a tall creature like being that enjoys hot baths with orange soda and boiled eggs. Melyssa enjoys having sexual relations with gorillas or anything in the monkey form. It maybe a type a creature that is scared of the world and stays in their cold dark cave, but when it comes to sexual relations its always ready for the challenge.
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Get the melysa mug.A human that will do just about anything to get whatever it is that she wants, no matter what the cost. Some of her characteristics are to lie, cheat, steal, brag, hurt others, be incredibly rude, disrespectful, and bully others.
"Did you see what Melyssa did?"
"No. What did she do?"
"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."
"No. What did she do?"
"She shoved that kid out of her way, and the kid fell! She didn't even apologize."
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ps. alright at tennis
ps. alright at tennis
noe: ya know melyssa isn’t that bad of a human being
stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me
stranger: dude who are you why are you talking to me
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