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The Messier

A drink. The drink. Consisting of vodka, Fresca, lime, and the extracted orange syrup of orange confit. The finest of all mixed drinks.
Fuck, I got boozy off the Messier.
by ballersupreme January 13, 2008
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Maisie

One of the funniest, loveliest and most unique people you know. Someone with an incredible sense of humor and knows how to make you smile. Someone you can always rely on. Beautiful inside and out.
*Everyone laughs*
Person A: Who told that joke?
Person B: Got to have been Maisie
Person A: Of course!
by Laurenosaurus November 1, 2011
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Maisie

Although sometimes unpredictable maisie is the most trustworthy friend you could ever have. You could go to her with any secret and tell her ANYTHING without fear of any judgement. Maisie is such a beautiful woman but doesn't know it, she acts confident and outgoing but really she doubts herself more than you could know BUT she doubts with no reason, she is the strongest person you will ever have the pleasure to meet and will be without a doubt the funniest person in you life. She carries such a presence that the room lights up when she walks in and the world seems so much brighter when she blesses us with a smile. She deserves more than anything to be happy and it is your duty as her friend to make sure that such a precious person gets the joy she deserves. She has no idea how valuable she is so you need to remind her every second of everyday. Her eyes are are a gorgeous emerald green that will brighten up your life when they sparkle. Treasure the maisies in your life because they are rare and only come around once in a lifetime
emily: mai are you alright
maisie: yeah I'm okay
harramal: you sure maudlyn
maisie: yeah rummal I'm okay, how about you Darlene??
DON'T EVER BELIEVE HER WHEN SHE SAYS SHE IS OKAY, 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 SHE ISN'T SO MAKE SURE YOU HUG HER TIGHTLY UNTIL SHE IS
by bigxunit November 26, 2018
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Josh Meister Fire Dragon

when a girl is giving you oral sex and your about to cum you yell i have Syphilis, and since the girl is shocked you cum in the girls mouth and it comes out her ears.
That girl was such a whore, I totally gave her a Josh Meister Fire Dragon last night!
by all jacked up on mountain dew September 1, 2009
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Maisie

Maisie's are funny,awesome and loving people! Everyone needs to be like Maisie!
Hey Maisie!
What is 3X3?
Me:😂😂
by Coolcal14 March 14, 2017
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meister

1)From the german "meister" meaning master.

2)Suffix applied to a noun and refering to an intelligent being to demonstrate dominion or proficiency of that being in a given area.
"Bob got us front-row seats for the game! He be the f*cking ticket-meister dawg!"

"If you be looking fo some action, talk to Smoove coz he da biatch-meister ´round he'e"
by Henrique December 30, 2005
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meister eder

a carpenter who owns a little goblin (who goes by the name "pumuckl"). They live together in Meister Eder's workshop.
"Meister Eder makes good furniture"
by kegdude May 26, 2004
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