Moiner

The act of defecating in a golf hole.

After forty plus years of golfing, Ron finally got a hole-in-one the other morning. He was the happiest I've ever seen him. That is, until he went to retrieve his ball and found some miscreant had left a Moiner the night before.

by kibyfuckett September 22, 2015

miner diet

diet consisting of eating nothing for an extended period of time with the intention of losing weight. Cannot be used in conjunction with any other diet.

Mike: Dude, did you see how much weight Matt lost?

Nate: Yea man... He must have been on the miner diet because he was fat a month ago.

by freshness guaranteed September 5, 2010

Trapped Chilean Miner

A gentlemen who was required to "take one for the team" (i.e. the act of defiling a lady of size as part of an overall "team strategy") is lured and trapped by an unwanted and unexpected act of face-sitting.

Dude, you owe big time. She suffocated me like a trapped chilean miner!

by Five Dollar Dazzle January 12, 2011

meanerness

The act or process of being mean.

Stop being meanerness to me!

by Stevie Bircher January 5, 2009

Kingman Daily Miner

A poorly written newspaper that covers the greater Kingman area. The paper has become well known for it's relatively asinine stories and ridiculous letters to the editor. Among non-Kingmanites the paper has reached a level of hilarity that may be close to that of Best-Of-Craigslist.

Man: Hey did you read that front page article in the Kingman Daily Miner today about that dog named "Meatball"?

Man #2: Holy shitsnacks that was hilariously fucking stupid, thank God for the Miner when there isn't any new Best-Of-Craigslist's to read.

by Turd Ferguson's illiterate son August 8, 2012

Fart Meiser

A fart meiser is defined as someone who is extremely self conscientious about their farts; therefore, they will hold in their farts even when it is dangerous to theirself and the ozone layer.

Have You Ever Heard Mark Fart?
No dude, he's a total fart meiser.

by AQuaFineA July 11, 2011

Remove Miner

A statement posted in TikTok comments by closeted men that is slang for wanting to have aggressive gay anal sex with other men

Person 1: "Remove Miner"
Person 2: "Are you gay or something?"

by katxoxo March 25, 2022