safety meeting

Code for when you're going to smoke pot while at work.

"Yo, Chad, we're having a safety meeting in the walk-in cooler in 5 minutes."

by lance January 27, 2004

The pitch meeting effect

When a show has too many catchphrases and it ends up being like
hey you got a movie for me?
yes sir I do
wow movies are TIGHT
Get alll the way off my back about that
Whoops!
Whoopsie!
and only people who watch regularly understand any of it

The pitch meeting effect is getting a bit out of hand

by TaskFailedSuccessfully November 24, 2022

Come to Jesus meeting

"Come To Jesus Meeting" "A time when a polite ultimatum is given, generally followed by a less polite ultimatum, then a threat or final option. This is a Texas (or southerner) definition. Usually followed by a parental spanking if issues to a child or an ass kicking if mentioned by a Texan. Other uses include interventions and family/business meetings.

Sir, this is your only option and if you do not want to do this, then you can come down here and we will have a "come to Jesus meeting".

by InkedMayhem November 30, 2016

joint subcommittee meeting

Something you say to alert others that you are about to go smoke a J.

Hey boys, It's time for another joint subcommittee meeting

by spanky July 16, 2003

Fancy meeting you here

1/ A genuine expression of surprise when you meet someone you know in an unexpected place
2/ A sarcastic greeting when you meet up with someone at a previously agreed destination.

Hey, fancy meeting you here!

by Lucothefish December 18, 2008

Meringuetaned

Verb
Mē rán goo tæng ed

Loosing ones self to debaucherous lengths whereby one becomes obliterated to the space between meringue and orangutan.

‘Yerman was so meringuetaned last night he tried to drive the bus shelter home.’

“I got completely meringuetaned before the wedding, I slurred “Ivu” at her and then puked on the priest.”

by Lord Edward February 20, 2021

town meeting

This phrase was brought about in the time of debates over "Universal Health Care" and the way people behaved in the face of differing opinions.
It means to disagree vehemently, to aggressively object,

to show outrage at another opinion

and to get all up in ones face about it

That ignorant S O B !, I all most had to go all town meeting on his ass !

I'll town meeting your every word unless you start making sense !

by critter getter September 1, 2009