new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006

the dog in the meathouse

EXPLICIT DEFINITION:
The dick in the pussy.

EDITED DEFINITION:
The penis in the vagina.

WOMAN: The dog in the meathouse? That's all that dude cares about.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant November 17, 2006

hoboken meathook

(noun)

1) must be performed in a standing position and is most successful if the woman is on the petite side. It is accomplished when one has his hand down the back of a chick's jeans and lifts her up with the finger that he has inserted into her ass.

SitOnMeShamrock: I gave him such a hoboken meathook he squam on me

Jay The Man Duck: what the fuck is wrong with you?!?!?

by SitOnMeShamrock July 23, 2011

meathook

The act of inserting your thumb into a female's anus and a finger into their vagina, or vice versa, and pinching the skin between them internally, untill they can bear it no more and scream.

Dude, I heard that Matt totally meathooked his girlfriend last night!!

by Mr. Heckler January 11, 2007

New York Meathook

The act of pulling a girl toward you with fingers inserted in her vagina.

Traditionally done using both index and middle fingers simultaneously. Optimal positioning would be standing face-to-face, although pulling her via vagina from any position would meet the criteria.

A variant of the Jersey Meathook. It's close, but not as dirty.

When my girl got out of the shower, I gave her the old New York Meathook and pulled her in for a kiss.

Girl1: "I saw you kissing Fred on the dancefloor! OMG!"
Girl2: "He had me in a New York Meathook, what could I do?"

by Gandhus November 15, 2011

Meatbook

A physical, non-digital copy of an ebook. Compare with meatspace.

"Now that I have an ebook reader, I'm getting rid of all my meatbooks."

by Algebraic Algebrology September 18, 2012

jersey meathook

Whoever put these definitions on here should be shot. I am the originator of the jersey meathook, a term coined in early 2000 when I had first heard of the shocker. To use this move, you would take your index and middle finger and stick them out and also your thumb... thus allowing two in the pink and one in the stink... not to be confused with the reverse jersey meathook which would be one in the pink and two in the stink... this variation of the shocker is used mostly on lightweight girls who can be easily lifted by the meathook... "The Jersey Meathook" a phrase that could only be coined by a kid from Brick, NJ.

Seeing as how Tom didnt have a ring or a pinky finger he substituted the shocker for "The Jersey Meathook".

by Alouyishous The Dirty Bunghole of the South August 28, 2006