Meathook abortion

Something that was done in a sloppy, messy, or crude fashion. Usually in reference to jury rigged repairs.

I knew I should have gotten a professional to do this. Joe did an absolute meathook abortion of a wiring job.

by RangerOfTheOrder September 28, 2018

meathole

the pussy &/or the asshole

her dirty meathole engulfed my tool in a single thrust.

by Diosdado D. Pingul Jr. April 10, 2004

meathole

Derrogatory term for a woman, but accurate.

That filthy meathole is a piece of shit whore. She ain't worth shit.

by Mark Snicher April 11, 2005

The dog in the meathouse

The penis in the vagina.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 24, 2003

little meathook

Little meathook is the term my mom used to give for my cat's bright red penis which he would lick when he got too excited. Every time he did it was a Hallmark moment.

"Oh look, Tigger's showing his little meathook. Awwww bless his little heart."

by LiberaceHudson October 11, 2017

Carolina Meathook

A sexual act where the man takes his four finger and shapes then like a meathook. He then proceeds to aggressively shove them up a woman’s vagina and lift her off of the ground while the meat hook is still inside here.

I gave Jessica a fat Carolina meathook the other day, got her about 3 feet off the ground.

by Michael F. Hawk January 4, 2021

new jersey meathook

A slight curvature of the index finger inserted into the anal cavity of your love companion.

Is that dirt underneath your fingernail, or have you been new jersey meathooking in the east coast?

by Mike Barbary May 30, 2006