The failed result of two obese individuals attempting to have intercourse but instead going to their favorite fast-food restaurant.
by Timmytukan October 29, 2008
John: "Want to go to McDonald's?"
Serena: "No"
John: "Why"?
Serena: *hands John book 'Chew On This'* "That's why".
John: "What's this"?
Serena: "The most important book you will ever read."
Serena: "No"
John: "Why"?
Serena: *hands John book 'Chew On This'* "That's why".
John: "What's this"?
Serena: "The most important book you will ever read."
by Jewel-Leeana February 10, 2009
Because you only have four dollars
by Nutella and friends October 02, 2017
One of the largest fast food restaurants in the USA. Sells extremely proccessed foods and is known for being unhealthy. Still, they are working on it by selling more salad.
by drawdoe March 31, 2019
A popular American fast food restaurant with a worldwide appeal and presence. Hated by college Marxists because it represents the triumph of capitalism and consumer choice.
by DrCruel December 29, 2005
Bait for fatasses. Usually has a play-area for snot-nosed 5-year-olds to spit on each other, piss down the slide, cannonball into the ball pit, and end up with a wicked nose bleed, giving the other kids aids.
Don't go to McDonald's unless your fat, wanna get fat, or have a snot-nosed little shit that wants to become a Happy Meal addict.
by Jeffy12345 February 11, 2021
(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.
2) Synonym for free toilet.
1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.
by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 30, 2018