McDonald's

The failed result of two obese individuals attempting to have intercourse but instead going to their favorite fast-food restaurant.

Those two fat fuckers had to give up on sex and went to McDonald's instead.

by Timmytukan March 10, 2009

McDonald's

Just read the book 'Chew On This' and your question is answered.

John: "Want to go to McDonald's?"
Serena: "No"
John: "Why"?
Serena: *hands John book 'Chew On This'* "That's why".
John: "What's this"?
Serena: "The most important book you will ever read."

by Jewel-Leeana February 9, 2009

McDonald's

One of the largest fast food restaurants in the USA. Sells extremely proccessed foods and is known for being unhealthy. Still, they are working on it by selling more salad.

Hey James, you wanna pick up a couple burgers at McDonald's?

by drawdoe March 31, 2019

McDonald's

Because you only have four dollars

I am going to sue McDonald's for making me fat.

by Nutella and friends October 2, 2017

McDonald's

A popular American fast food restaurant with a worldwide appeal and presence. Hated by college Marxists because it represents the triumph of capitalism and consumer choice.

"Hey - let's go trash a McDonald's after we finish our BUSH=HITLER pro-Saddam protest march!"

by DrCruel December 30, 2005

McDonald's

Bait for fatasses. Usually has a play-area for snot-nosed 5-year-olds to spit on each other, piss down the slide, cannonball into the ball pit, and end up with a wicked nose bleed, giving the other kids aids.

Don't go to McDonald's unless your fat, wanna get fat, or have a snot-nosed little shit that wants to become a Happy Meal addict.

by Jeffy12345 February 11, 2021

McDonald's

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.

Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.

Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??

by Project 2411 June 14, 2020