mald

mald/malding, is when a situation is making you mad and bald at the same time.

"This game is making me mald!"

by RyuRenyama June 14, 2019

New Malden

A pretty awesome place where the largest population of Koreans live, outside Korea

Guy 1: Hey, im going to New Malden!

Guy 2: No way dude - that's cool! Try not to get trampled by Koreans mind..

by Rosiieee August 24, 2009

Karl Malden

A Vodka Soda with ice.

What would you like with your supper? I'll have a Karl Malden.

by King Festus September 26, 2005

Maldiva syndrome

Maldiva syndrome is where you judge how good a class is based on the damage output on details / recount.

Jacob thinks warrior is the best because of how much damage dekel did on the meters. Dekel is just stat bug abusing, this guy clearly has maldiva syndrome.

by Cman_muncher69xx November 9, 2020

Mald

Mald means:
“a player who is having a hard time with a game“
Or
“Someone who is mad and balding”

Person 1: UGH I CANT WIN :(
Person 2: Mald

by HamAJPW November 14, 2021

Maldini

An individual that is an epitome of malding; an individual that malds to the point of extreme hair loss. Known as a side effect of small brain syndrome (SBS). Has the ability to use their head as a powerful weapon known as Flashbang, temporarily blinding nearby enemies.

Person 1: "Why is that bald man always angry?"
Person 2: "That's Maldini, also known as Vinny Pistone, he was exposed of being a fake Italian eating at Olive Garden."

by Saitacha January 11, 2020

Maldevera

A kick ass thrash/death metal band from Dallas, TX.

Tom: Did you go see Maldevera last night?

Jeff: Hell yeah, they killed it!

by deBubbleTrousers October 20, 2011