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Jones BBQ Foot massage

When a really fat black guy. Has a few pennies in his pocket and decided to hire a guy to make him a song for his restuarant
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massah

Originally used by slaves to address their fiendish masters on the plantations, today, "massah" is used to address someone behaving in an obstinately bossy manner, especially if you think it's not their place to do so.
Wife: "Today I need you to go shopping, mow the lawn, wash the car, comb the dog, clip the cats' claws etc..."

Husband: "Yes massah"
by Spellnik October 14, 2007
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Personal massager

A vibrator, cleverly renamed so that it can be sold at any drug store.
Christina bought a personal massager to help her neck pain. I wonder why they made it 12 inches long and as thick as a coke can? (Buzzing sound and moaning) Hey thats not her neck!
by Mike Cheezmar December 10, 2012
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Maysa

Maysa is the most beautiful girl ever i swear. She is loyal in relationships but also friendships She is very caring and affectionate. Maysa loves everyone for who they are. Shes got the best smile too, her smile is contagious it makes everyone else feel safe and welcomed.
A: yo i swear theres no loyal ass girl at this dumb school man.

B: nah im sure there is, you just havnt talked to everyone like have you talked to Maysa she so amazing and she's cute ;) better get at her before i do bro.
by Unknownboibitch April 27, 2019
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Massara

Man she really must be a massara
by Animality November 6, 2017
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birthday massacre

A rock band from Toronto, Canada. A truly remarkable blend of fantasy and horror. While one might use words like "metal," "goth," or even "powerpop" to describe such a sound, "dreamy" and "surreal" do the band far more justice. It's a sound so uniquely visual, you might describe it more like a painting or a feeling. It's as if the story of David Fincher's "Seven" appeared like "Alice in Wonderland," but everything was a creamy shade of violet.
by VKX April 28, 2005
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Massachusetts Left

While stopped at an intersection, A Massachusetts Left is the act of quickly taking a left as soon as the light turns green, in order to avoid having to wait for the line of cars heading your way to pass.
I was in a hurry, so I pulled a quick Massachusetts Left as soon as the light turned green.
by Fightin April 13, 2009
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