pre-mailer

pre-mailer - a person who comes to tell you they have sent you an email before it even arrives in your inbox

Mike: Did you get my e-mail?

Pips: When did you send it?

Mike: Just sent it.

Pips thinking: He is such a freakin pre-mailer.

by Jukes&Pips November 2, 2011

Gustav Mahler

One of the greatest composers to ever live and is rightfully labeled as a genius.

Beautiful symphonies and compositions in general.

Person A: Gustav Mahler? Ugh can't stand that guy, he sucks!
Person B: Kill yourself

by kuly860 May 5, 2022

Mallery

A very beautiful girl. Has brown hair and big brown eyes. Is a little insecure. Has many friends and big boobs.

Look at mallery over there. She is so beautiful.

by hellothereloveeee April 1, 2010

Malerie

A gorgeous woman (not girl) who is well aware of her surroundings, is loved by all including women. Every man wants her, every girl wishes she could be her. She is clever, witty, sarcastic, and perfect in everyway.

Damn, that one chick is one of the coolest bitches I have ever met, I bet she's a Malerie!

by treeme77654 December 21, 2008

mailer-daemon

A cyber-fiend who hijacks your e-mail transmissions for horrific ends and instantly declares your message a failure.

"...that I may have your hand in matrimony." SEND

MAILER-DAEMON: < message failure>

" O scowl of night!"

by cisco djidd June 28, 2009

mapler

A person who plays MapleStory. Probably someone addicted as well.

Mapler 1: "I TOTALLY LOVE MAPLESTORY!"

Mapler 2: "IKR ITS SO RADD PLAY MOAR TONITE MEET UP IN HENESYS!!1"

Mapler 3: "YA GUNNA KS SUM N00BZ!"

by TomatoSauce August 24, 2008

Memphis Mauler

A tremendous strap on of notable girth and length which has the potential to cause permanent anal disfigurement.

Even the most daring among the trannies quaked at the sight and refused to ride the Memphis Mauler

by Blinggy August 17, 2017