maximise

To consume recreational drugs anally. To 'hoop' one's goodies.

I maximised a couple of pills a while ago and now I'm coming up like a bastard.

I maximised that special k but for all the good it did me I might as well have stuck it up my arse.

by KyralTim January 12, 2009

Maximoffsexual

The only person you like is Wanda Maximoff and Pietro Maximoff

I am Maximoffsexual because I only love Pietro and Wanda

by Marvelobsessed123 April 29, 2021

thotious maximous

A thicc thot. Can be used to describe anyone. Def a compliment of the highest degree.

That guy Park is a thotious maximous, like a supreme thiccie, as in ultra thock, in other words v much thicc.

by megathotiousmaximous December 6, 2018

magicmoose

1. One being that takes advantage of Ecn's mom. Although his magic is unknown to many, the few that do know it, are either dead, or in a wheel chair.

2. When your gay lover takes a shit on his penis and proceeds to have anal sex with you.

That magicmoose left me aching for weeks.

by Nick Corona October 23, 2006

Maximoon

That guy who is super nice to everyone but probably won't be himself in front of you. He has secretes and will only trust certain people but won't want anyone to worry about him like he does with all his close friends. He may seem cool and funny at school but behind that is his true sweetness that can easily be seen by the right person.

You'd be lucky to find a Maximoon!

by Maximoon March 26, 2017

Maximos

Maximos is that gay friend. When he laughs so much he starts to cry and turn really red. He watches some anime but not much. He has a cool big sister who can turn you into a frog with a snap. He has boring hair and wears contacts. He has the mindset of an 8 year old and will kick your shins. He likes to cover his pants in mud. He is a MInecraft noob though.

Person 1: Is that Maxi?
Person 2: Yup
Maximos: Have you called my gay presence younglings?
Person 1 and 2: OMG ITS MAXIMOS

by shinytoes6969 April 5, 2020

maxemoose

a cutie patootie that loves ned and mindskin and shakes it on command whenever chief pumpkin asks him

maxemoose is so cute

by Chief Pumpkin January 17, 2025