My friend marty prang,
Marty Prang was a man of many talents (key word was). He earned himself the title of rank 1 soldier 76 of ALL of season 4 in overwatch, he became a friend to many - and was greatly respected by the community. However, a series of unfortunate events befell Mr prang, he now spends his days in the depths of the bronze rank, addicted to opioids and as a part time electrician. A few try to look for the Prangster, they are known as the 'Marty Farty Army' and ask around, seeking information about MP's whereabouts, some even ask 'do you know my friend Marty Prang' indicating that he may be out there...somewhere.
Marty Prang was a man of many talents (key word was). He earned himself the title of rank 1 soldier 76 of ALL of season 4 in overwatch, he became a friend to many - and was greatly respected by the community. However, a series of unfortunate events befell Mr prang, he now spends his days in the depths of the bronze rank, addicted to opioids and as a part time electrician. A few try to look for the Prangster, they are known as the 'Marty Farty Army' and ask around, seeking information about MP's whereabouts, some even ask 'do you know my friend Marty Prang' indicating that he may be out there...somewhere.
Do you know my friend Marty Prang? I've heard he was the number 1 soldier 76 in season 4!!! He is so epic and cool (and epic)
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Daytime "talk" show hosted by TV personality Maury Povich. Topics are limited, but incredibly entertaining, specifically paternity tests. Only show topics ever done nowadays are-
1) - Paternity Tests
The best! See you are not the father
2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets
If your significant other wanted to bring you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what the hell do you think it is? Geez!
3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating
Maury: Lashawn, we asked you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test determined that was a lie, it was actually 125.
Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house!
Lashawn: Dat test iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated!
4) - Fat Babies
Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him!
5) - I Used to Be Ugly...
Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila?
Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl in school
Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now!
*Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd
Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though the miracles of 40 plastic surgeries!
6) - My 10 year old is out of control!
Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter!
Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what I want. I swear, drink, and steal. I even kicked my mom in the head once! Nobody tells me what to do!
Mom: *sobs*
Crowd: Boooooo!
Daughter: Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!
Maury: Guess what? You're going to boot camp!
Crowd: Yayyyyy!
Big Black Guy (to daughter): Sit down! Shut up! Apologize to your mother now! Shut your mouth! *yell, yell yell*
Daughter (2 days later): I'm so sorry Mom *sob* *sob*, I love you!!
1) - Paternity Tests
The best! See you are not the father
2) - Cheaters Revealing Secrets
If your significant other wanted to bring you on the Maury Show to reveal a "deep secret", what the hell do you think it is? Geez!
3) - Cheaters Denying Cheating
Maury: Lashawn, we asked you if you had sex with 40 women since you have been with Nykesha. You said 'no', the lie detector test determined that was a lie, it was actually 125.
Nykesha: You done! Dat's it! You out! Get out my house!
Lashawn: Dat test iz wrong! I ain't nevah cheated!
4) - Fat Babies
Jenny: My son is 2 years old and weighs 115 lbs. I feed him Snickers, Ho-ho's, steak, chicken, whatever he wants! He's my child and I'ma raise him!
5) - I Used to Be Ugly...
Maury: Joe, do you remember Cecila?
Joe: Yeah, she was the ugliest girl in school
Maury: Well, she's changed alot since then, look at her now!
*Cecila, tummy tuck, boob job, 2000 lbs. of makeup and all comes out and dances seductively for the crowd
Cecila: I'm hot and sexy now though the miracles of 40 plastic surgeries!
6) - My 10 year old is out of control!
Mom: Maury, you have to help my daughter!
Daughter: I'm only 10 years old and I do what I want. I swear, drink, and steal. I even kicked my mom in the head once! Nobody tells me what to do!
Mom: *sobs*
Crowd: Boooooo!
Daughter: Whateva! Whateva! Y'all don' know me! Y'all don' know me!
Maury: Guess what? You're going to boot camp!
Crowd: Yayyyyy!
Big Black Guy (to daughter): Sit down! Shut up! Apologize to your mother now! Shut your mouth! *yell, yell yell*
Daughter (2 days later): I'm so sorry Mom *sob* *sob*, I love you!!
by ACG2x September 21, 2004
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Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.
Originally coined by Fox News Host Greg Gutfeld.
Why does Martin Bashir pay so much for a hot marty? Because it's the only way he can get off, and Bill Schulz sucks.
by Gunnar Gutfeld December 10, 2013
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"That guy from Wham who wasn't George Michael was totally the Marty Jannetty of that group."
"Bob Odenkirk was the Marty Jannetty of Mr. Show."
"In the end, Emilio Estevez was the Marty Jannetty of Martin Sheen's kids."
"Bob Odenkirk was the Marty Jannetty of Mr. Show."
"In the end, Emilio Estevez was the Marty Jannetty of Martin Sheen's kids."
by Perry Normal April 8, 2010
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Get the PLASTIC MARTYR mug.When an adult professional consumes four redbull/vodka drinks prior to the annual company holiday party resulting in loud obnoxious behavior with zero filter with regards to both content and volume of his voice.
That guy must have had a martyparty last night. I have never seen someone fired the day after a party.
by Sobriety 123 December 23, 2011
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