Maurty

Maurty; n. aka maureen aka maurizz

Maurty is the nickname for specific people with little to no sporting knowledge and commonly used as a insult to describe people who appear to have down syndrome

Person one: "manchester united are the best team ever thier definitly gonna win the champions league this year"
person two: "shutup maurty"

by maurtyFTW September 28, 2009

martython

A marathon in which the runner passes his hotel at about the twenty-third mile and thinks to himself, "I've had enough; I could catch a shower and maybe even get an early flight home," and veers off the course and stops.

John: How did Marty do in his marathon today?
Pat: He turned it into a Martython. He was a little tired as he passed the Holiday Inn at so he cut it short, took a shower, and caught an early flight home.

by THW November 14, 2011

Bradley Martyn

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.

Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights

by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

martyr

1- Person who suffers or dies for a belief, idea or cause.
2-(Figuratively) Person who suffers mistreatment
3-/u/Holofan4life

Despite reddit admin's current opression and censorship on loli content, Holofan4life rose up and was unjustly permanently banned. Loved by all, his ban has brought much distraught to the community. He has indeed become a true martyr.

by Friendly Snow Elf February 9, 2019

Martywhickered

The practice of deception by hiding important evidence, information, or creating false statements to futher ones career without being caught. To knowingly undermine set professional standards to further ones career, on the back of innocent people. Useful tool of lawyers, politicans, accountants or anyone trying to get the edge over people.

An illegal and unethical act of conducting issues of trust and legal proceedings. Maybe punishable by legal remedies if caught doing it.

A tool for people in position of power, authority, or trust to conduct a form of fraudlant practices to futher ones hidden agenda.

1.The fire marshal MartyWhickered me resulting in a loss of property and Liberty.
2.After the Krispy Kreme debacle we thought we MartyWhickered the courts only to find out that the SBI Martwhickered, the Marty Whicker.
3. The NC State employee's refused the polygraph then refused to prosecute on libel and slander, they MartyWhickered today, tomorrow they have to answer to the Feds.

by igotjikes May 9, 2010

Maury Dance

Celebration done on the Maury show when Maury says: you are NOT the father. May include running through the audience giving high fives and laughing at the girl that was 5000% positive he was the father to their baby.

When Tyrone found out he wasn't the father of Lakita's 7 month old baby, he did the Maury Dance while Lakita's ran back stage crying hysterically and screaming in agony.

by utubefnatic November 13, 2007

Wal-Martyred

when a former wal-mart employee could not get anywhere(careerwise) while working their.

hey joe..i feel sorry for jimbob over their because he doesn't give big bertha(hr at walmart) greasy head for a better career or postition at wal-mart. he must be Wal-Martyred. joe is wondering what that yellow stuff is comeing out of his penis!!

by blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!! July 21, 2009