total pimp island in da indian ocean but it PART OF AFRIKA! Gangsta, westside, sik. east, bare hindus. north, bre bleks. best biryani in da world. bst beaches in da world. bst peepz in da world. bst musik in da world. best of all; its one of da few places in afrika u can go 2 wiv out catchin' sum fukin disease!
by 0786dsf May 9, 2006
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by Shekato December 12, 2012
Get the Mauritania mug.1. Taking a sale from mere cents, to emptying the customers pockets.
2. Making the customer believe they got the best deal in town, even though they wont figure out why they mortgaged their home to fix their car.
3. Instilling a false confidence in sales in order to hit your quota by any means necessary.
2. Making the customer believe they got the best deal in town, even though they wont figure out why they mortgaged their home to fix their car.
3. Instilling a false confidence in sales in order to hit your quota by any means necessary.
" The customer was Makkitized when he fixed his vehicle."
" We managed to take an initial sale of 5.00 and Makkitize it to 1,500.00
" We managed to take an initial sale of 5.00 and Makkitize it to 1,500.00
by MakDaddio September 9, 2010
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All round a fantastic person
(but seriously, in need of modesty)
All round a fantastic person
(but seriously, in need of modesty)
Person 1: Woah, have you seen that girl? She's really smart
Person 2: Yeah that's Maurita, she's a real queen
Person 2: Yeah that's Maurita, she's a real queen
by pip99 June 1, 2018
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Person 1: ''Explodes''
Person 1: HAHA Matukite is a bitch HAHA
Matukite: ⎅⟟⟒ ⋔⍜⍀⏁⏃⌰.
Person 1: ''Explodes''
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by matukiteisagod November 25, 2020
Get the Matukite mug.Mauritius is a small island in the Indian with about 1.3 Millions people living there. One of the favourite touristic destination. Don't wonder why!! It's got amazing beaches with amazing birds on them. If you are a beer drinker, then You must have the PHOENIX !!
by Nemo November 9, 2003
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