matty healy

the only cool guy left in the world

"you know matty healy?"
"you mean the coolest guy ever?"

by forgotenlikeevermore August 16, 2024

Batty Matty Harris

When someone thinks they are in control or have more power over other people but all they do is paint wagons.

Oh stop being a Batty Matty Harris will you!

by SdjrHarry July 5, 2022

Matt Helders

Drummer for English indie-rock band Arctic Monkeys; agile beast; drummer extraordinaire; rhythm panther; Diddy companion; stylish-motherfucker

To be undeniably skilled or talented at something

He's good but he's no "Matt Helders"

I'm about to go "Matt Helders" on this kit

by xxJo November 30, 2011

Matt Howe

A fictional character from the movie, "When Gangsters Preach." (1984)

A gangster of some sort. He lays low in the hoods of Newfields smokin' blunts, smashin' hookers, and trolllin' facebook. If you fuck with Matt Howe, you get blasted. If you are approached by Matt Howe, proceed with caution.

Yooo dude!! I was just roaming the backroads of Newfields and I saw Matt Howe!! HE WAS CLAPPIN' NIGGAS!

by Brian Swaine November 14, 2011

matt hancock

Making a terribly poor decision, backtracking and then pretending it never happened.

"He really matt hancocked that"

by idonthatepoorpeople January 13, 2021

Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

by XMC7991 August 26, 2016

Matt Healy

Matt Healy- is the only person who can beat Chuck Norris in anything he trys.
Last person to impersonate Matt Healy hid in a cave for 3 days.

Matt Healy can wheely on a unicycle.
Matt Healy not only has counted to infinity he has also divided by zero TWICE.

by Joe Granola October 11, 2009