Matting

When you suddenly get up mid conversation and leave then come back 20 minutes later

Hey where did John go he was just here? Oh never mind he is matting

by SirPanda89 November 17, 2018

don mattingly

similar to a dirty sanchez but applying it under her eyes.

She said she didnt want a dirty sanchez so i gave her a don mattingly

by lenny December 23, 2004

Mattingly

Someone who says ur mom gay

Fuck you mattingly

by NootedLover98 February 11, 2018

Martijn

Your average Blonde Haired, cocky dutch boy, way too tall. Lots of pride, and way to sarcastic for comfort. Get's jealous easily, because he isn't the cutest, so feels the need to protect the few girls he does get. Enjoys sending stars in text, instead of hearts because it's more "manly". Typically can be found in a group of three boys, as the leader. Always has a feisty girl sidekick and two semi-gay best guy friends. Aggressive eater of sandwiches. Total softy to his sisters, ready to whoop your ass though if you come at him.

If you eat a sandwich Martijn style, you'll lose alot of girlfriends you know!

by thatstotallybullshit October 21, 2018

martijning

To suddenly fuck off.
When someone decides to leave a conversation or hangout without letting anyone know where that persons going.

Hey where did Joe go?
He just left all of a sudden?
Yeah he is always martijning!

by da vinci himselve March 29, 2014

Martijn

Martijn is a common Dutch, mostly used for men. Martijn is one hell of an epic gamer. He (most of the time) plays games like Hentai Clicker or E-girl simulator. The rest of his free time he eats and sleeps. Don't mess with him or else him and his clan of epic girl seducing gamfers will fuck you over, buddy.

Ayo Martijn, your mom is a fucking MILF bru!

by Martix9 October 31, 2019

mattina

an amazing gorgoues person who leoni loves :) xx

mattina's just too cooooool.. ;)

by matty+leoni January 21, 2011