Mattea

The Synonym of Life.

Shit, I have that essay due tomorrow FMM. (Fuck my Mattea).

by Nachofantastico1234 December 6, 2010

Matteas

nintendo nerd last name petorossi smells like moldy cheese(steals kids for fun)

that pedo is such a matteas (also matteo)

by gooble gobble 9000 May 1, 2023

matthäus

Matthäus is always a good friend and he has a huge cock

Matthäus is a name

by Autisticfucktard January 2, 2017

matthaus

Smarter boy in class and is friends with girls named Natalie and Ella.

hoe ass matthaus

by truqlover February 21, 2020

Walter Matthau

When one busts a nut. Then the loose fat on their face begins to shake and wiggle.

I was giving my girl the bilbo baggins when unbenounced to me I busted a nut and performed a Walter Matthau.

by fuckass#1 February 10, 2004

mattheaus

Mattheaus is a wonderful man the coolest and cutest man that you will ever meat if you see a Mattheaus always make sure to be friends with him his wife would be the luckiest girl in the world

Mattheaus will always make you happy

by I am amazing #1 June 25, 2017

Matheaus

A short and chubby boy that likes pubg and makes jokes in class and who’s autistic

Look at matheaus

by Iluvyq August 23, 2019