The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.
Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
I know and I thought I was a bitch when I'm on my period.
by raawwrrrr February 28, 2011
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Mattlations a stage name for a non-frat boy named matt. Mattlations is an iconic dj putting many people on artists such as the weekend, sundriver ca, dayglow, nirvana, and many more. Mattlations is also a renowned boxer as he boxed a tree and came out on top. Mattlations is a beloved student of msu, but his god complex steers him into the wrong direction occasionally. However, mattlations like most tragic disney movie characters has one person to bring him back when he fucks up- i mean makes a small error and that person is emily.
“Yea mattlations just put me on to some serious music, and i might just listen to the podcast later.”
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“Mattlations just threatened to ban me in dms because I said he was a simp for emily but it’s literally in pins, but emily saved me. Stan Emily”
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“Mattlations just threatened to ban me in dms because I said he was a simp for emily but it’s literally in pins, but emily saved me. Stan Emily”
by bandito1 July 21, 2021
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Keith was mad at Rick for saying something rude. To everyone else Ricks comment was not rude, but true. Keith, acting like a women over something stupid, is said to be manstruating. This happens often. Manstruation is for lamers.
by cRoush May 9, 2008
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2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.
2nd guy: Yeah i guess hes manstrating.
by Douchebahg January 25, 2010
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Yo bitch, is it that time of the month? F-cking manstruation again. I don't mind poop dick, but the bloody poop is such a clash of colors.
by pornhorn55 January 9, 2010
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Before the Partwii, Lauren, the cyborg, bus surfed over to Mickey D’s with his brofriend Chuck Norris and bought a McGangbang happy meal with the funds that he jacked from his sugar momma after his disco nap that afternoon. Chuck pulled out his phone from his nuthuggers and started sexting a ginger slice with a tramp stamp that he had been friendly following ever since they shared a game of Jager pong. Lauren gave Chuck the air jerk as he noticed Tanasa the grade digger that sat next to him in his art class. Lauren gave her the “let’s just be friends” nod and grabbed his happy meal. As Lauren walked outside he saw, Bruce, the designated drunk, as he started wailing teenybopper show tunes. Bruce was manstrating again and wanted his fix of Dr. Pepper and Big league chew. The night of celebrating Lauren’s nomotion had barely even started and already he was knackered.
by Micron X February 24, 2010
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