Marton

Marton is the perfect guy. He is attractive, knows what he wants, is independent, funny, strong, has magical eyes and yes, has a HUGE dick. He has his flaws, but takes pride of them. He will treat his girl like a princess and is the most loving guy you’ll meet... they’re obsessed with him. If you ever meet a Marton make sure you treat him like a king or he will make sure someone else will.

Wow look at Marton... isn’t he perfect!
I want Martons HUGE cock

by Tasha klent January 7, 2021

Lo Mataron

a phrase in Spanish similar to that of "he got owned" in English. The literal meaning of "Lo mataron" is "they killed him", but the literal meaning is not, in this case, the definition of the phrase. The phrase can be altered to the female gender variation of "La Mataron", meaning "She got owned". Used to ridicule someone who has either 1. been bamboozled, 2. received quite a verbal thrashing or "comeback" from another. Usually said in a sing song manner similar to Northern Mexican music genre called "norteñas" with alternating notes which constantly repeat "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron lo mataron." This saying was popularized by a radio show.

Woman: I need to go to the pet store.
Man: Is that where you buy your toys?
Woman: No, that's where your mom gets them.
Spectators: OOH! (in sing-song) "Lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron, lo mataron!"

by SabiaDelUniverso December 18, 2009

David Matranga

(n.) A Houston voice actor who does a lot of anime work. He's not the most poular guy, but that's fine. Some of his roles include characters in Clannad, Orphen, Saiyuki and Canaan.
However, he is sexy enough to model for magazines...which would undoubtedly catch on fire due to his hotness.
He is a very sweet guy. Sweet like candy and puppies.

You can also use this term to describe someone that you are madly in love with.

Newlywed's Sister: How is your new husband?

Newlywed: He's a total David Matranga.

Casting Director: I need an actor who is hot, talented and chock full of every kind of awesome.

Assistant: You need David Matranga.

by Prospera Menlae September 9, 2011

Macron

verb
To do something during a long period of time without any significant result.

You macroned this task the whole sprint!

by Senya77 June 3, 2022

Macron Calvitie

French for "omg i love this government and i certainly don't want a revolution against this really bad leader who doesn't care about its people and workers and only cares about the richs".

-hey look at this new post from the fr*nch president !
-omg i'm going to comment "macron calvitie" to show my support !
-me too !

by quarkup the frog April 11, 2023

Matson

Not a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people

Wow that guy is such a Matson because he isn’t a crotchety old guy who bombs the crap out of people.

by The real Matson not dumb iscol November 16, 2020

marone a mi

refers to Madonna, in Italian, but when used as an expression it means "holy crow, or no frickin' way" or "for crying out loud, for heaven's sake..."

That cab driver crashed his car 5 times in a month, and now now he's a limo driver, marone a mi!

Marone a mi, she's having another baby? She already has 4 she can't take care of!

She's trying to diet, and yet she's eating cupcakes, marone a me

ridiculous nutty outrageous

by TheBigDogMan February 14, 2012