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mathis

1. a lanky-ass cross country or track runner

2. a lazy kid with a lot of natural (math) ability

3. an insomniac
I was up last night at 2 A.M. because I couldn't sleep, so I looked out of my window, and I saw a mathis blazing around the track.
by Wes Dunnavant July 3, 2009
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Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.
Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"
by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013
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Mathism

Children being treated unfairly because they take Maths literary and not pure maths
"Hey don't say we are dumb because we are taking Maths lit, that's mathism!"
by TazzyJackson February 13, 2020
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mathlish

a mathlish problem is "4 less than a number n is -15"
by the math man February 22, 2021
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tyrone mathis

"Tyrone Mathis just Beat that dude up"
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James Edward Mathis Jr.

A bad-ass saxophonist who can swing with the best of them
I wish i could play sax like James Edward Mathis Jr.
by dunkitjr January 14, 2010
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mathism

Mathism, a religion where the laws of math must be applied into your daily life

Some of your deities include the gods of sine and cosine and the goddesses of secant, cosecant, tangent, and cotangent.

Mathists also celebrate the occurences of numbers like e, pi, and 10 in the politics, culture, and other worldly things
My teacher is a mathist. I've seen him pray to the trig gods when he made a mistake on trig problem
by Superior Archont March 28, 2005
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