Mathsterbate

To require kleenex after mathematical gratification

Sophia helped Luke mathsterbate, then swallowed his cummulative frequency

by Tom and Sarah May 30, 2006

Matster

A nickname for someone called Matt, Matthew etc.

Matthew: Hey mate!

Joey: What's up, matster?

by Minimeh October 20, 2012

Mithster

A homosexual sex toy.

Jason: Go grab the Mithster. We are going to have some fun.

by moosetracks123 March 15, 2011

Mattsters

A quite/sneaky basterd who typically says "dope" and smokes pot

Hey what's up mattsters

by Reece wood July 8, 2017

Mathsturdate

Mathsturdation is a mix of the words "Mathsturbate" and "Masturdate".
It is when you go to a Movie or fancy Restaurant to do you're Math Homework.

Joe: How do you do you're math homework?
Candice: by Mathsturdating.
Joe: good idea! i should start to Mathsturdate Too!

by Jaiden Animations August 14, 2022

methsterbater

A meth user that jacks off constantly while high.

Nobody wants to touch a methsterbater's phone because you know where those hands have been.

by jonnycripp420 November 25, 2025