Checkout Catfished

When you get behind someone with few groceries in line and someone else comes along and says "I'm with them" and piles a bunch more groceries on. You saw a glimpse of one shopper, but what you got once you were in line was something entirely different.

"Aww man, that lady just jumped in with a whole other cart"
" Checkout Catfished ..."
"Yup"

by bobbyoldschool August 27, 2013

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mapfished

When you match on a dating app only to find out they live elsewhere.

“I matched with him on Bumble but he’s just visiting and lives in another state! I’ve been mapfished!”

by SuzC February 8, 2020

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puppy catfished

The heinous act of adding a selfie of you and someone else’s puppy to your dating profile.

“Wow, your labradoodle is really cute. What’s her name?”
“Thanks, her name is chastity she’s actually my ex-brother in law’s dog”
“Did you jut puppy catfished me?”

by JW97545 April 29, 2021

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Catfished

To extend the truth to get a date

To be lied too by a munter over Facebook or other social media! Who turns out to be 300lb heavier than described. That is to be catfished

by TheWinch September 14, 2018

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Fatfished

When you match with a girl on Tinder thinking she's fit but then you scroll through to her last picture, only to see she's slightly on the bigger side.

Jim: "Guys, I got a new match on Tinder"
Jim: *Scrolls through new matches Tinder profile*
Jim: "FUCK! I've been Fatfished

"I thought I matched with this proper fit bird on Tinder, but turns out I was fatfished."

by aintgot4eyesfornoreason October 10, 2018

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