MATEI

A friend that is extremly good in school, good manners and well raised.

But on the other hand has a bit of a god-complex and small penis.

Guy 1: Woah, you´re friends with matei?
Guy 2: Heard he has a small dick tho.

by V_M8 April 16, 2024

Mateï

Mateï est un garçon aimable, joyeux et généreux qui tient à ses proches et qui serait capable de décrocher la lune pour venir les aider.
Il est également convaincu que le vrai bonheur se résouds à être en paix avec sois même.

Certains disent qu'il est matérialiste, hautain et arrogant mais ces jugements ne sont vrai que lorsque on ne prends pas réellement le temps d’apprendre à le connaître.

Si vous croisez un Mateï soyez vous même, il ne vous jugeras en aucun cas, vous comprendras et vous soutiendras dans n’importe quelle situation.

- La personne la plus aimable que je connaisse est Mateï.

- Y’a Mateï qui me chabe trop mal wshhh.

- J’ai entendu dire que les Mateï étaient tous des américains manqués.

by Mateï November 22, 2021

Matei Gypsieson

A nice Romanian who is good at stealing and swimming when he swam I had a stroke

Wow Matei Gypsieson died

by Henry simons May 2, 2022

Matei Effect

The "Matei Effect" is a term used to describe whenever a joke or meme based on another piece of media becomes more recognised and widespread than the original media itself. Often common within the younger crowd.

The term "Matei Effect" was coined when Mike Matei's video of "Minecraft with Gadget" became an immensely popular meme which has now overshadowed the original "Inspector Gadget" show itself.

As a result, younger generations may only know of Inspector Gadget because of Mike's video and have likely never seen any other official Inspector Gadget media ever beforehand. Causing what's called the "Matei Effect".

big chungus (Bugs Bunny), garfielf (Garfield), we live in a society (Joker), Grand Dad (Flintstones) are all victims of the Matei Effect!

by Kippykip June 10, 2021

Matei Balan

Matei Balan is a very shy person. He is racially abusing 13 years olds on discord and he is saying the n-word in every phrase he uses. He got F- grade at psychology but he is very special. In every morning, he wakes up, he goes to the bathroom and he is puttin the bottle inside his cheeks. That is the definition of true ambition.

Ana: Hello, do you know him?
Cosmin: Yes, he is very Matei Balan!
Ana: OMG! That is so nice!!!

by BigNigaDick November 20, 2021

Matei_boss

Matei is a god of all demirels

Matei_boss fuck edvin in ass hole

by MAtei_gmt April 17, 2022

Matei Ciurea

A idiot child that writes slower than a snail

Person 1:I didn't finnish writing!
Person 2:Ok Matei Ciurea💀

by Riki_the_cat June 4, 2022