metchup

The delightful blend of ketchup and mayonnaise. Special since 1987.

Dave: "Can you please pass the metchup to put on my weeiner?"

by metchupdotorg December 29, 2007

MatchPoint

A phrase stated by the winner of a competition or fight, and used as a taunt, which can be coupled with an expletive

MatchPoint, motherfucker!

by La Noir January 14, 2010

matchplay

The art of deliberately underperforming, or failing to participate in, a group activity with the sole purpose of denying one colleague(s) success in that activity.

"I'll make sure that twat (insert name)won't get a trophy. I'll just pretend to go out for a run."

by peeps September 8, 2004

matchplay

to describe anal sex as opposed to "clubplay" thought to originate from snooker table pocket tightness

Man "Are we playing on the matchtable or the club table tonight love"

by Simon Puxty March 31, 2005

Matchush

Also referred to as Max, the schnug.

Schnauzer-pug, born on Fiji.

Can be seen wearing his yellow helmet and clipboard in and around the extensive tunneling systems of Fiji where he is currently employed as head supervisor.

Graduated from Fiji University's prestigious engineering program with honours.

Some hobbies include tunneling, eating, and taking naps.

When visiting Fiji earlier this year, I was given a personalized tour of the tunneling systems by a schnug named Matchush.

by Department of S.C.H.N.U.G. August 31, 2011

matchurbate

When you masturbate to your new tinder match.

Bro I got this dime on tinder yesterday, couldn't help but matchurbate.

by PCtheDon October 11, 2015

matchument

A small block of buildings like flats but not so residential more business related you can find them more in cities, like an apartment building with a business incorporated

Use in the same context and the word apartment building matchument

by The real wierdo August 30, 2017