Masturvaping

Handling your e-cig like a penis, making sure everyone knows you are a pro at handling it with your hands and mouth.

Rather than join the party, Doug is off in a corner masturvaping.

by rd8t November 12, 2015

Post Maturpooping

The urge one feels to poop before masturbation.

I wouldn't have been caught if I didn't experience a bad case of post maturpooping!

by Absolute Boredom October 25, 2009

Masturboomer

A boomer that masturbates either to warm up for a fight or to avoid it.

That masturboomer started masturbating during the school fight.

by GregNelson29 October 4, 2023