masturbant

A gel or liquid used for lubrication in the aid of masturbation.

Becky sold me some Avon shaving cream that worked as a great masturbant.

Sue was watching Tom masturbate and offered some shaving cream to be used as a masturbant.

by Tommy Bear May 4, 2004

masturbanish

to sexile your roommate, but to take care of business yourself.

Andrew won't masturbanish Simon, he just waits until he leaves.

by The Asshat December 6, 2004

Masturbored

Being so incredibly bored, that you decide to masturbate just to do something with your life.

Kevin: Man, there's nothing to do! I guess I'm just gonna masturbored for a while.

by Alien_Dude65 July 17, 2011

Masturbreak

To stop doing something in order to masturbate

I've been doing homework for so long, I think its time for a masturbreak

by Sorkov November 20, 2010

masturband

A fad started by Robin Power, a religious-studies graduate student at NYU. It's a black plastic bracelet that wraps around your wrist. As long as you resist jerking off, you can wear your masturband.

I've had my masturband on for two weeks.

by brokenxheartx3 July 2, 2005

masturbrasion

n: genital chafing, caused by excessively aggressive or unlubricated self-abuse.

After jerking off five times one afternoon, he spent a week with a severe case of masturbrasion.

by xqqme August 9, 2010

masturbang

When two people masturbate in the presence of each other and end up banging before climax

My girl and I love to masturbang! Our foreplay is the act of watching each other masturbate until we can't take it anymore and just have to bang.

by GlazeHer February 14, 2014