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masterbreak

taking a break from something you SHOULD be doing to masterbate just because you have the time
Im tired of folding clothes. think I'll take a masterbreak.
by junewho August 4, 2008
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Masturbake

Verb; to smoke marijuana and then service oneself.
Thanks for that quarter Joey. I haven't been able to masturbake for almost three weeks.
by Mst2kool March 2, 2010
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masturbrasion

n: genital chafing, caused by excessively aggressive or unlubricated self-abuse.
After jerking off five times one afternoon, he spent a week with a severe case of masturbrasion.
by xqqme August 9, 2010
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Masturbarea

(noun)- The area in which one masturbates.

Plural: Masturberea
"Hey, sorry about your magazine. It was in my masturbarea."
by Jeff Harrison June 15, 2008
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Masturbreathing

When one makes a noise that sounds like masturbation while they are breathing
"Remember James?"
"Yeah from that one class?"
"Dude, he's so weird, he was masturbreathing the whole time"
by Dr. Tata October 23, 2012
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Masturbaking

Self pleasure through baking goods or cooking foods.
I caught my brother Masturbaking this weekend, it was a real mess and he didn't let me have any of the cake.
by William Andrew Butler January 21, 2008
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Masturbleating

The act of watching a movie whilst sitting/lying upside down.
-It's poor form to flip the screen when masturbleating.

-If we're going to start dating, I think that you should know that I have been known to masturbleat occasionally.
by Captain McG February 20, 2011
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