masturbatable

Worth considering while masturbating.

Street: Man who sit on toilet, high on pot.
Wil: Thats masturbatable.

by kgnrp March 13, 2011

masturbocalypse

When the entire world spontaneously begins masturbating non-stop to the point where no fewer than 99% of the world's population dies of starvation and malnutrition.

After the masturbocalypse there may be a few remaining survivors, but they will most likely envy the dead, as without an internet, there will be much less masturbation material.

If the naked Anna Kournikova emails had been real, it could very well have kicked off the masturbocalypse.

by Tandazzle October 24, 2008

masturbatabolism

A measure of one's appetite and capacity for masturbation.

I got a new roommate this semester and this fuckin' guy is a chronic masturbator. Seriously, he has the masturbatabolism of a 16-year-old who's been forced to wear a chastity belt since puberty.

by FarmAnimal August 18, 2009

Masturboat

Whilst a man and a women are oriented head to toe with the women on top, the woman straddles the mans face with her breasts. The man begins to motorboat the women's breasts. Meanwhile the women is masturbating the man below. This could also be accomplished with two woman. Or a combination of large breasted men.

We shall masturboat, for your breast's are delightful.

by Wayne Rathbun April 21, 2013

Masturbeta

The penultimate BETA: the beta male mistakes themselves for an alpha male, and the contradiction is so apparent they unknowingly become an Apex beta.

Schwartz believes he is the master of his domain but when it comes down to it he avoids confrontation, is submissive, emasculated, and cucked by his ex-wife Katie, he is the poster child of a Masturbeta.

by Hixxz68 May 21, 2023

equitorial masturbonce

A word that when you google it, Urban Dictionary comes up as the first result and it looks like it's an actual defined word but when you click on the link, it brings you to a page where you have to define it.

Bob: Hey Jerry, wanna know what equitorial masturbonce means?
Jerry: Shut the fuck up.

by Stoobinator December 6, 2015

masturbanate

To violently masturbate using both hands as if you were trying strangle your penis to death.

Nasty Nate masturbanated until he his penis died. What a bait master.

by beaver and bunghole August 6, 2010