masticate

To cross the Mexican American Border while having sex with a family member. Preferably butt sex.

Jose and Juanita felt uncomfortable as they masticated, for they feared they could not look each other in the eyes again. The road was also very bumpy.

masticate by Juanes May 17, 2006

masticate

to chew you sick fuck

oh my god you masticated all over the floor.

masticate by roknnor October 7, 2019

masticate

It means grind or chew. But Louis Tomlinson in the fan fic "Ankles and Awkwardness" (on wattpad) thinks it's masturbate hahah

"You really don't want to masticate that Lou." Harry said and Gemma snorted from the table.

masticate by larrie directioner May 23, 2021

Masticate My Ass 

A more refined and elegant way of saying “eat my ass”. Used by the elite class, members of the upper crust and Hollywood and rumor has it, the royal families of several prominent countries.

Geeves my good man. Have you seen Lady Rose? It’s time for her to masticate my ass.

Masticate my ass. It’s Britney bitch.

It was a long ride back to the estate after a glorious weekend in the Hampton’s so I had the chauffeur pull off at the rest stop and masticate my ass in the back of the Rolls.

Masticate My Ass by Dick Onchin November 16, 2020

Masticate my Mast 

Eat my dick bitch!

Girl when u gonna masticate my mast

Masticate my Mast by Clitresort February 19, 2024

Masticate a phallus 

The classy version of eat a dick

You sir may go masticate a phallus

Masticate a phallus by Samtionary May 10, 2024

masticating 

The act of chewing. Not to be confused with masturbating

I can't talk right now, I'm too busy masticating this meat.

masticating by Stew September 17, 2004