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mastering physics

It is something that gets to your heads. First year physics students going into sciences may be subjected to this psychological torture. Basically, you have six chances to answer a question correct, after that... you get O. Some people develop a certain detached immunity towards it, overcoming their initial fears, picturing in their minds the day when the program will no longer be needed to judge adequate understanding of elementary physics.
<person 1> OMG i haven't done my mastering physics yet! Kill me now!!!
<person 2> shit, I forgot to do it too... why... oh why??
<person 3> don't let it get to your heads guys! Don't let it get to you...the moment it senses weakness, you're doomed!
by Pepy October 5, 2007
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mastering physics

verb and/or noun: the process of demoralizing aspiring science majors by the keepers of the knowledge who devised such a tool.

Doublespeak.

Punishing students for trying to learn by making homework become a graded quiz rather than a learning tool, and consequently depriving them of time to actually learn by keeping them preoccupied with ambiguous and gramatically incorrect descriptions and questions.
I am your professor, and you will be mastering physics. Mwahahahaha!!!!

So what do you have for homework today? Mastering physics . . . FML.
by kreeper211 May 11, 2009
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Masterminds

mastermind
ˈmɑ stəmʌɪnd/Submit
noun
plural noun: masterminds
1.
a person with an outstanding intellect.
"an eminent musical mastermind"
synonyms: genius, mind, intellect, author, architect, engineer, director, planner, organizer, deviser, originator, manager, prime mover, initiator, inventor; More
a person who plans and directs an ingenious and complex scheme or enterprise.
"McAvoy was the mastermind of the robbery"
Masterminds cheeky together power family
by SHEDOESNTEVENKNOW November 5, 2014
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Kenyan_masterpiece

The coolest guy in the universe.
A very charming person.
Everyone deserves a friend like kenyan_masterpiece
by kenyan_masterpiece December 30, 2020
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Masterpiece of Shit

Something that is so incredibly awful and stupid that it becomes awesome in its crappiness. Particularly used for music but can be applied otherwise.
by The Domo February 10, 2005
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Mastering Engineering

A program that allows students to do assignments online. It is designed to make the life of engineering students suck more than it already does.
Student A: Hey did you do mastering engineering?
Student B: Yeah, here's my answer.
Student A: Hey it won't accept the same answer!
Student B: Our numbers are different! DAMMIT!!
Student C: Try taking a ratio of your numbers and her answer...
*ponder for a while*
Student B: Okay plug that in...
Student A: Time ran out! ARGH!!
by HaruhiSuzuki November 30, 2010
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