To masterpuke- Along the lines of roflpuking but instead of laughing one must masturbate until he or she pukes. This can be done in many ways. Like masturbating to something so hot it makes you puke. Forgetting your holding your breath while choking it and when you realize, you take in a big breath in resulting in you puking. or just masturbating to something so disturbing you puke. Masterpuking is neither good or bad but it must be shared with others when it happens.
" Dude I masterpuked to the pic of that grade 8 chick"
"I cant believe i just materpuked all over my computer"
"Bubbs masterpuked to his own haircut"
"I cant believe i just materpuked all over my computer"
"Bubbs masterpuked to his own haircut"
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If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
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Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm
With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.
A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
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