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masterpuke

To masterpuke- Along the lines of roflpuking but instead of laughing one must masturbate until he or she pukes. This can be done in many ways. Like masturbating to something so hot it makes you puke. Forgetting your holding your breath while choking it and when you realize, you take in a big breath in resulting in you puking. or just masturbating to something so disturbing you puke. Masterpuking is neither good or bad but it must be shared with others when it happens.
" Dude I masterpuked to the pic of that grade 8 chick"

"I cant believe i just materpuked all over my computer"

"Bubbs masterpuked to his own haircut"
by HROB-VC May 9, 2011
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Masterfucked

The superlative needed when "fucked" just isn't a good enough description.
"That midterm masterfucked the shit out of me."
by isteratter October 23, 2010
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mastercrying

I am a lonely loser, every night you will find me in my room mastercrying myself to sleep.
by ChiChi1984 November 6, 2011
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MasterDumping

he's probally Masterdumping that sick bastard
by West G. July 2, 2011
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Grip mastery

teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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mastergta11

mastergta11 is a non-gay non-pedo Minecraft gamer who has never ever sent pictures of his itty bitty dick to any underaged 15 year old boys ever in his entire career and is apart of the highly skilled group of Megawalls players called The Jungle. He is truly undefeated.
Hey look, there's mastergta11! I hope he eats out my boypussy and sends me pictures of his bush!
by Armstretcher guy May 5, 2020
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Mastergating

Binge watching Stargate SG-1 (or other Stargate series/movie).
“Tyler, quit mastergating and help us clean for the party.” - Chris

Past tense: “Tyler mastergated in his room all afternoon.”
by TheBenAflack November 23, 2020
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