Person 1 "Hey did you watch the new episode of Masterchef last night?"
Person 2 "Isnt that the show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go Mmmmm is it any good because it looks like shit."
Person 2 "Isnt that the show where 3 fat gronks eat food and go Mmmmm is it any good because it looks like shit."
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I masterbeated on your bed while you were at work, so watch out for the spooge on the bottom left corner.
by supertrooperdude_69 September 25, 2009
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by Master beef 6900000000 February 17, 2022
Get the Master beef mug.When you write on Twitter but nobody but you reads your Tweets and you are essentially Tweeting to yourself.
by Grunambulax May 20, 2011
Get the Masterbweet mug.Masterbeader is usually Melanie, but can be others that are well trained in jewelry making, beading techniques, and precious stone identification. All things beads (not anal though unless they're pink)
I was taught how to make a beaded necklace and bracelet by a masterbeader.
Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.
She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.
Melanie was the first masterbeader, coined the term and made it real.
She mastered seed bead weaving, chainmail, pearl and Mala knotting, stone wire wrapping, metaphysical stone meanings, all jewelry repairs, and more, therefore making her a masterbeader.
by Masterbeader#1 March 1, 2022
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I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
I was "beeting off" last night with a beet. I was "masturbeeting".
Sort of reminds me of what f*cking Terri Schiavo would be like.
She eased the lubed up beet into her pooching rectum, (masturbeeting) savoring every second before exploding a pudddle of ejaculatory fluid.
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"You have a date last night?" "No, I was a masterbeater"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
" Man! You gotta train good to beat those masterbeaters!"
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