Massanutten

A mass of nothing else but a massive load of cum! A load so large it would take an entire janitorial crew to clean it up. Even the most experienced load takers quiver in fear of the Massanutten! But your mom would def take it.

He went on vacation to this resort and gave her a Massanutten since there was nothing else to do.

by TomPhuckery February 24, 2023

mashman

An illegal firearms dealer, slang specifically used in the Greater London Metropolitan Area

"Buck me my slime, there's a new mashman on the block."

by Vexatha October 12, 2023

Massmasturbation

when you masturbate at least 16 times a day, on the hour, every hour
and sometimes at 30 mins past the hour.
rumours claim that Massmasturbation can cause blind people to regain their sight
(if theres any blind people reading this im not saying its true, believe me iv tried)

ted : did you hear about blind eric?
ted's imaginary friend : no, what happened?
ted : apparently he was on his 13th massmasturbation of the day when his eyes grew back! the doctor claimed it was a case of massmiracle

by Mark Spidon March 4, 2009

mossman

Mossman’s are the type of niggas to tear the whole scene up, and you will know if a mossman entered the building

Oh shit a mossman just walked in the club

by Lmoss97 May 13, 2018

mashman

prick

'run up into the set and got surrounded by bare mashmans'

Seth- 'wanna come to this party on saterday?'
Callum- 'na boy, heard there is bare mashmanz attending'

by Callum isadirtyhotdog mcleod December 16, 2010

Mass Man

Danny Masstett or mildy retarded kid who plays too much Legends of Zelda and names their dog "Kitty"

The Mass Man rode by on his bike again...what a dork!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004

masscans

really massive breasts.
unproportionally sized compared to the body.

"Dude! Check out those masscans!"
"How big were they? masscans!"

by Austin Asmuss January 20, 2009