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Massey

A subrub in New Zealand, West Auckland, Massey famous for the high school Massey high.Frequently used word around Auckland as a gang.
"Mass-C And Wot"
"Massey"
by Massey high July 18, 2008
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Grip mastery

teen unhung though confident in his mastery of self stimulation despite several obvious shortcomings.

If your finger can touch your thumb your girth is below average
how's your grip mastery b8r?

Although yearning for escalation from all his fucking homework grip mastery will experience neither handies nor pussy and the only oral activities he'll get will be laughter at his hard below average penis, but he's always down to fap especially encoregasm

With grip master aspirations jizzing a dozen a day he failed to recognize his cock fell short of the five inch average penis length for six months into puberty which is well short of seven inch average penis length.
More laughable still he could tuck two knuckles gripping nowhere near five inch average girth.

A grip master grasps shaft from pelvis up, right hand atop left, leaving no penis exposed. If he had average length there would be some penis exposed -- if he was hung another hand stacked would still leave some penis exposed with fingertip unable to touch thumb.
by heatHerize January 16, 2013
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Jack Massey Welsh

Jack Massey Welsh other known as JackSucksAtLife and JackSucksAtStuff and JackSucksAtGeography and JackMasseyWelsh and turd boi420 and Sam Smells Of Appricots and Sam Smells Of Appricot and JackSucksAtPopUpPirate is a great world-wide known youtuber
Yo whats poppin Jack Massey Welsh?
Im alright thanks
by Definite clo August 11, 2020
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reverse mastery

Sex position where the girl sits, facing away, on top of her guy. Do it on other furniture... a chair, stairs, or the edge of the bathtub. Good for hitting her G-Spot
I made Rachel moan in our reverse mastery position.
by C.Caz November 13, 2006
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Zachary Massey

600 Lbs male typically seen as an "old head", "Boomer", Goes -7 on COD and blames it on audio bugs. Known most for "i'll be right back i'm going to go let my dogs out" and "i'm going to be gaming all night" (gets off 8pm at the latest)
"Man, that Jason kid is acting like a real ZACHARY MASSEY right now by getting off so early"
"Has anyone heard from Rob lately? I haven't seen him in weeks hes really being a ZACHARY MASSEY right now"
by Nonamesportsbar December 8, 2019
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Massey Convoy

A tradition started in 2004, where students from Massey University New Zealand, over run a small northland town and drink it dry before returning.
You should come on Massey Convoy, it will be wicked!
by Bob September 24, 2004
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Massey

the act of a girl sticking her pinky finger or thumb up a guys ass while giving him a blow job in order to "heighten the pleasure"
Guy1- " Man, Misty broke up with me!"
Guy2- "Why??"
Guy1- "i asked her to Massey me"
Guy2- "epic fail, dude"
by <3aLLi<3 April 29, 2011
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