It happens after a person has masterbated. Mainly happens with guys. The person goes to sleep and wakes up late. Typically if your going to take a nap after masterbating you wont wake up for several hours. They will fall asleep and sleep longer than intended. But of course its a great sleep. Thus the Masterbation Coma.
Steve: Hey, Whats up?
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
Jon: Nothin.
Steve: Wheres Bob?
Jon: Ehh hes in a Masterbation Coma right now, Lets go with out him.
Steve: Alright.
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Noun
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.
And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.
Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.
A person who believes that wearing a facemask will solve any problem in regards to Covid19.
And falsely believes that anyone who doesn't wear one is a threat to society because of it.
Noun
A person who cannot function properly with out wearing a face mask and is scared to do so.
" The MASKUBATOR endlessly screamed and carried on in public about people who didn't willingly submit to wearing a mask believing they are a threat to others."
Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.
Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)
Liz: What's so amusing?
T.Arl: I'm watching all these MASKURBATORs throw tantrums on a Youtube video over something that doesn't prevent transmission of Covid.
Karen: Put a mask on! You're going to make someone sick!
Betty: Pffft. Later MASKURBATOR! I don't have time for this! (walks away)
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