A single girl soliciting and receiving assistance from a male (friend, neighbor, or spouse of a friend) to complete a a task that a capable girl attempted but was unsuccessful in completing. The task is likely to involve any or all of the following: an applicance or fixture, a car, electricity, a drill, an allen wrench, a ladder.
Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after I put my IKEA furniture together.
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Hey, Mary, can you send Hank over ASAP for some Mansistance. Some thing is not right - I have pieces left over after putting my IKEA furniture together.
by GalaGirlNC September 8, 2011
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You:Hey
Marista:So I can already tell you have had a bad day
You:Yeah,but how did you know??
Marista: Because I'm Marista!!
Marista:So I can already tell you have had a bad day
You:Yeah,but how did you know??
Marista: Because I'm Marista!!
by Itsmehoes August 24, 2019
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The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
The band is very well known for their sophisticated melodies. It has been described to be akin to a sweet angel blessing one's eardrums with warm and tender kisses. They are taught by a strict but competent band director. Think J.K Simmons in whiplash except in the body of Al from Al's Toy Barn.
The Football team is skillful to a degree, however their performance varies from year to year. There also has been unfortunate transfers due to personal reasons. One truly famous example was the transfer of one of our best and brightest who shall remain undisclosed. However, to express the magnitude of this loss is a message written in hopes of reaching him:
"Dear C.M. Jr.,
We may not have spoken much, at all in fact. But, you were a shining light in the dark. Your chiseled face and proud expression were a daily boost whenever I saw you walking through the halls with your many many friends. I miss you every day M, so much so words fail me. I know but one truth in this world, if the light at the end of the tunnel does not contain your silhouette I do not wish continue. For I have no place in a universe without you.
Until we meet again,
Anonymous"
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