Mehstache

Any moustache produced by someone below the age of 20. They try to make it look like a real moustache, but it's really just meh.

That kid should just shave, his mehstache is impressing nobody.

by Laser pointer January 5, 2013

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Manastache

A mountable mustache...something you can grab onto and ride.

Wow that Mason has a Manastache I can hold onto...I wanna take him home..

by Dirty Kitty February 5, 2010

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Marchstache

The month of March in which you shave your face, but keep growing a mustache for the entire month.

Friend 1: Bro are you stoked for Marchstache?

Friend 2: Gonna have the manliest mustache.

by [livelifeloud] December 5, 2011

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mastache

A woman sporting a naturally-growing mustache. Unless your really into that sort of thing, it is not attractive.

Joel: Denise, I don't know how to tell you this, but your mastache needs to go. Everyone sees it and well, it's thicker than what I can grow. Can't you at least bleach it?
Denise: Shut up, Joel! You love it. Wanna mastache ride?
Joel: You know I do!!!

by von groovy June 1, 2017

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Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!

Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now

by April 24th May 2, 2007

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