Michael Jordan Marathon

The act of masturbating 23 times in a 24 hour period.

Tyler: Hey man, did you finish the Michael Jordan Marathon yesterday?

Mack: No man I only made it to 21!

by Malibu8 March 1, 2010

Maritta

A girl or woman's name. Derived from Mary.
Common name in Finland.

Maritta Hallani is a famous singer from Lebanon.

by Fiddlededee April 6, 2017

Marital aid

Marital aid earplugs

Whenever she gets on a rant I just slip on my marital aid

by Tonythetiler December 18, 2016

Maritza

A Maritza is a combination of spicy n sexy.She always has an attitude but that doesnt keep her from having friends. She never gives a fuck about anyone or anything. Once you lose her, you lost the worlds most amazing girl. Shes loyal and a keeper! If you have her dont lose her! She knows how to party and have fun no matter what. Definetely the hottest mamasita out there.

"Did you hear Maritza is going to saturdays party"
"Now I have a motivation to go"

by lilskinnydip June 13, 2018

Maritza

An outgoing and engaging person with both strangers and friends.A Maritza can enjoy being with people and always tries to bring energy into any situation. They're fun and enthusiastic, sometimes in rare occasions quite serious. Maritzas are reliable. They sometimes plan and organize their life. They are a friendly and trusting person. They tend to help others, making those with needs first than themselves.

person 1: "Hey, did you hear how Melissa needed help with her project?"
person 2: "Yea! A Maritza helped her and it came out great."

by lillynessss00 July 28, 2009

marita'd

When you text a crush passionately but she responds 24 hours later or more with one-word responses. She then leaves you on read before eventually ghosting you.

You: I texted her two paragraphs about what I did on my summer trip, but she responded the next day with "lol".
Me: Dom, I think you just got marita'd.

by Cucumcumber September 26, 2021

Marita

A female name found in Irland and consiquently the US. They are always adorable and far too hot for their own good!

Some think it means 'star of the sea' but modern work on the name has discovered it may also mean snowflake!

guy 1 : what's her name?

guy 2 : oh.... Marita

guy 1: Should have known! She is so damn hot! Meow

by Just a brit February 15, 2010