Hit Marker

When you shoot somebody in COD and dont get the kill

FUCKING HITMARKERS! I JUST SHOT THIS KID IN THE DAMN FACE AND I GOT A HIT MARKER

by tman7442 December 26, 2011

sharpie marker

1. An incredibly useful permanent marker, known also as a Sharpie.

2. What you award to someone (or yourself) after a differently lame story. Used among architecture students instead of a one, ten, or twenty dollar bill. Intended to simultaneously add interest to the story and mock the storyteller.

... So then after work, I got in my car and went to the gas station. I didn't want to get out because it was raining, but I did anyway. So then I pumped my gas and got back on the highway and headed home...

And then you found a sharpie marker.

by max j July 14, 2005

markiera

A very beautiful girl with one of the best smiles you will ever see. She’s got the best personality, funny and fun to be around and one of the best girls to get with. This is one you would consider marrying. Overall she is just the best thing that could ever happen to you.

Tj: Hey, you seen Markiera?
Don: Yeah, saw her beautiful smile from a mile away. I wish she was mine.
Tj: Me too man.

by Beastgod386 January 23, 2018

marker queen

A girl that masturbates so vigorously with a marker that the cap gets lodged in her vaginal cavity and must be removed by a doctor

Did you hear about Alison? She had to go to the ER last night because she's a marker queen.

by Ed Huntet April 3, 2019

Marker Tipper

A post shit wipe job that seemingly never wipes clean. No matter how many wipes, the paper looks like a magic marker tip is peeking out your ass and streaking the toilet paper. Eventually, you just give up and except it won’t be completely clean.

Man it never fails. I was in a hurry and took a quick shit. Ended up with a marker tipper and spent 15 minutes wiping myself raw. Finally gave up.

The marker tipper I had ended up also leaving skid marks in my boxers.

by Dick Onchin December 7, 2020

Marker Trick

When you put a supposed “marker” on the back of trey birds neck

“Yeah yesterday I pulled the classic marker trick on unsuspecting treybird”

by doodooTrey November 19, 2021

permanent marker you in

verb.
taking the phrase "pencil you in" or pen you in to a whole new level of commitment in order to remove all doubts that a pencil or an erasable pen is in use while making plans.

matt: wanna hang out friday night?
rachel: i might have plans friday night...
matt: okay nevermind i guess
rachel: im just playinnnn, im gonna permanent marker you in!

by always your favorite! April 3, 2010