markolepsy

Condition wherein the stated objective is to work but being un-able to do so from a severe lack of concentration brought on by a lack of caffeine and an addiction to magazines.

Tom was supposed to write up his report last night but a case of markolepsy kept him from finishing it.

by Jason July 31, 2004

Markolepsy

A condition whereby the sufferer falls asleep at will but is unable to re-engage brain quickly. The ability to sleep in any position or situation for a staggering amount of time. Often people with this condition will appear to be awake until you need to elicit some kind of response from them when you realise that they have been asleep the whole time with their eyes open.

Hey is that dude dead in that chair over there?

Nah, he just suffers from Markolepsy.......

Can you believe I just told that dude my whole life story and he just stared at me?!

Ah he's not ingoreing you, he suffers from Markolepsy....

by BarryBoyGenius October 2, 2011

MARKONEYTOR

The best YouTuber in the world and world's best Transformice parkour player

I want to be like Markoneytor

by Rotyem April 19, 2021

Marcosed

Victim of theft, robbery or scam. As in politics, victim of historical revisionism and lies.

I chose marcos as my president because of what I have seen in facebook, Youtube and Tiktok about the good thing about him but only to find out that he is a scam. I was MARCOSED!

by TrollExtinguisher May 30, 2022

markos

A massive faggot that none likes. Will steal your bitch and eat your ass.

Markos stole my girlfriend.

by kilustme 21 September 23, 2018

marksexual

when you have a sexual attraction to mark sloan

i can’t stop starring at mark that makes me marksexual

by hotforgreys January 3, 2021

markos

a ethopian creature lurks out at night past curfew and enjoys long stays in youth dentention centres, likes to hang out with rookie drug dealers doing childish things on the streets of burnaby

hey markos go fetch me a pack of smokes

by PAUL CAINE January 14, 2009