An overdone tourist-trap of a holiday. Mardi Gras merchandise is sold all year round in N'awlans. Makes me sick.
by Lumpkin June 24, 2005
A lame justification to get hammered. A holiday that has its origin in Christianity, but has since been defiled by scum who think they can drink and fuck all they want.
by dmoney March 01, 2004
a pagan holiday that's probably the origin of the first gay pride parade
it's like a gay pride parade/burning man festival/girl's gone wild anal-sex/cunnilingus parade
it's like a gay pride parade/burning man festival/girl's gone wild anal-sex/cunnilingus parade
by it's very [Old Europe] February 09, 2005
n. The putrid, festering liquid that accumulates along curbs and in potholes on Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras. Mardi Gras Juice is usually made up of several distinct liquids, including (but not limited to): beer, spit, urine, Pat O'Brien's hurricanes, semen, human blood, rainwater, mucous, suntan lotion, feces, sweat, pig's blood, assorted other alcoholic beverages and soft drinks, breast milk, tears of lost souls, and rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
Needless to say, Mardi Gras Juice should be considered hazardous and should not be consumed or handled in any way, unless you find some streads in it that can be exchanged for a boobie flash.
That guy just stepped ankle-deep into a puddle of Mardi Gras Juice. If that were me I'd cut off my own foot.
by The Slow Kid July 08, 2006
by boz74 March 08, 2011
"Like a crab at Mardi Gras" - a delightful expression portraying someone who fully embraces the spirit of joy and celebration, just like a carefree crab reveling in the festivities of Mardi Gras. This person radiates an infectious enthusiasm, dancing and mingling with uninhibited glee, adding an extra dash of whimsy to any gathering. Their exuberance is as vibrant as the flamboyant costumes and lively music, spreading laughter and creating memorable moments wherever they go. Their presence is a reminder to embrace life's festivities with a pinch of humor and a whole lot of fun.
We partied like crabs at Mardi Gras this weekend.
I got a new mattress, I'm going to sleep like a crab at Mardi Gras.
I got a new mattress, I'm going to sleep like a crab at Mardi Gras.
by CrabPatty June 08, 2023
Person 1: If Tom Brady were ever on a Mardi Gras float, I'd 100% Reverse Mardi Gras that son of a bitch. Kid probably rushed AEPi at Vandy.
Person 2: I'm saving the spear that I caught at Orpheus just for him. I don't like quarterbacks who hook up with their kids. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES TOM?!
Person 2: I'm saving the spear that I caught at Orpheus just for him. I don't like quarterbacks who hook up with their kids. HOW YOU LIKE THEM APPLES TOM?!
by PlayerFormerlyKnownAsMouseCop March 08, 2019