marcoism

The fan-made religion worshipping the anime character Marco Bodt from Attack on Titan.

Person A: hey bro wanna join my religion?
Person B: what’s your religion?
Person A: oh it’s Marcoism, where we worship our lord and savior Marco Bodt
Person B: I’m interested

by A star-filled galaxy July 30, 2021

matscotism

A rare and unfortunate disease with many unfortunate symptoms, the main ones being;
-Cumpulsive drawing of psuedo-pokemon
-Compulsive writing of novels concerning psuedo-pokemon
-Loss of all social skills
-Development of an unfortunate accent (Usualy some for of demented Australian)
-Becoming completley abbhorent to members of the female gender
-Rabbit impressions (Apparently)

"I suffer from matscotism: They're nawt pokemon, they're beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: It's nawt a book abawt pokemon, it's a book abawt beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: Yew English think yer the bist et everything!"

by Slippery Jim D'Griz June 30, 2008

Martism

The Martism is a polytheist religion with Marta as the principal god. The Martist people believe that Marta compose the vacuum which is everywhere. Marta created the universe and the first planet that she created was Momoland (The coolest planet ever). On Momoland, Marta created many good gods, bad gods and spirits.
In the good gods, there are : Poopie, Bichette, Crottie, Mioum, Playm(obile), Soph Soph, Elsa, Momo, Jin, The Great Crow (Lachaux), The twins Diallo (The Pigeons), Magoni, The Bag of Bones, ... and many others...
In the bad gods, there are : Flash, Biquette, The Magical Fairy, Denis Brogniart, Sisi, Abou, Kilt/Flower Pot, Chips, Caniche/Bibi,.... and many others.....
In the spirits, there are : Mahmoud, Patrick, Pascal(e) (Obispo/Au Bistro/Daskalobispo), the Crows, the Pigeons, Charles, The Communism, .....
The Martist people must know Eurovision and Kpop song, they must eat candies and lollypops, they have to sacrifice paper once a month, they have to laugh out loud everytime they are in a Martist temple which means minimum twice a day,.....
The Martist places of pilgrimage are : The Temples, South Korea, Momoland, The towns where Eurovision is host...
The Martist people are allowed to use drugs. They can kill and rape people ONLY when Marta wants it!

"Martism is the BEST religion in the world!"
"Join the Martism!"
"I hope you want to be Martist! :)"

by Poupie Babe September 17, 2017

marcosimp_

a person who'll make you feel loved and happy :D. gets along with everyone because of their superior personality. a god among commoners.

i believe in marcosimp_ supremacy.

by mothballrats April 2, 2021

Marcusism

Being a W person fr fr. Sheesh no cap G and lover of Capybara aka ratio

Dang bro i wish i had Marcusism

by Capybara W October 3, 2022

Marcusism

The act of being a W mans and Capybara

Man u show of Marcusism

by Capybara W October 4, 2022

marlonism

a mix of bhuddism, islamic vocabulary and going with the natural flow
and to be as free as you can be without changes

wearing glasses is haram and goes against marlonism because your eyesight naturally decreases for a reason and glasses are unorganic and goes against the flow of health.

by grocery_goated December 9, 2025