2 definitions by Slippery Jim D'Griz

A rare and unfortunate disease with many unfortunate symptoms, the main ones being;
-Cumpulsive drawing of psuedo-pokemon
-Compulsive writing of novels concerning psuedo-pokemon
-Loss of all social skills
-Development of an unfortunate accent (Usualy some for of demented Australian)
-Becoming completley abbhorent to members of the female gender
-Rabbit impressions (Apparently)
"I suffer from matscotism: They're nawt pokemon, they're beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: It's nawt a book abawt pokemon, it's a book abawt beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: Yew English think yer the bist et everything!"
by Slippery Jim D'Griz June 30, 2008
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A term used to describe ones desire to no longer be sober, often used to alert other sober people of this inention. This is usualy a prelude to the use of Vodka to rectify the situation, and restore the people involved to their normal drunken way of life.
"Where shall we go for lunch today?"
"Oooh I dont know, what do you think?"
"I want wodka"
by Slippery Jim D'Griz July 11, 2008
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