matscotism 

A rare and unfortunate disease with many unfortunate symptoms, the main ones being;
-Cumpulsive drawing of psuedo-pokemon
-Compulsive writing of novels concerning psuedo-pokemon
-Loss of all social skills
-Development of an unfortunate accent (Usualy some for of demented Australian)
-Becoming completley abbhorent to members of the female gender
-Rabbit impressions (Apparently)

"I suffer from matscotism: They're nawt pokemon, they're beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: It's nawt a book abawt pokemon, it's a book abawt beasts!"
"I suffer from matscotism: Yew English think yer the bist et everything!"

matscotism by Slippery Jim D'Griz June 30, 2008

Marcotism 

Political ideology.

It stands for the fact that persons named Marco are always right.

No matter what Marco says, he is right. Even if everyone think it is wrong.

The leader of such ideological movement must be named Marco.

Guy 1: Mars is smaller than the Sun

Marco: No, it is bigger

Guy 1: No, that's wrong.

Marco: It's not wrong because I say so and I'm the marcotist leader. Marcotism says that I'm always right.

Guy 1: Damn you're right.

Marcotism by Marcotism leader December 9, 2019

Marcotism 

Sexual fetish.
Being sexually aroused by My Little Pony merchandise.

Guy 1: Did you see how sweaty and red his face turned in the toy store?
Guy 2: He suffers from a strong case of Marcotism

Marcotism by Waltormioti-hater May 16, 2022

Marcotism 

When an idiot tries to come up with an ideology centerns around himself.

- Marcotism is the supreme ideology!!!1!!
-Ok retard

Marcotism by MarcoSugerKuk December 9, 2019