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March

The month where your teachers crack down and make you actually struggle to get shit done

The act of turning off all the lights in your house and remaining huddled up in the corner in fear
Joey: Have you noticed all the teachers and nerds acting up lately?
Mike: Well, I mean, it is March.
Joey: Oh yeah. Fuck, you mean we actually have to get our shit together?
Mike: Yep.

Last night I watched the scariest movie ever. It featured this Asian guy who wanted to... So anyway, I got so scared, I marched
by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 12, 2020
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Marching

1. A sport involving rhythmic stepping while simultaneously playing an instrument.
2. A saving grace for those who cannot play any other sport.
3. The only reason some high school students know how football is played.
4. A legitimate reason to use the phrase "this one time at band camp."
5. A sporting event that, when watched, has the capability of giving a band geek chills that come close to orgasmic.
6. Freakin' awesome.
Person: "You know when you're walking with someone and you suddenly realize that you're both walking in time? That is so weird, it's like you're marching!"
Band geek: "You have no idea..."
by Drummer Girl June 10, 2009
mugGet the Marchingmug.

the march is on

referring to the male erection. it was said by Moxon in Varsity Blues when Mrs. Davis asked for terms for the male erection.
WOW girl, the march is on in my pants!
by prosper44 May 14, 2007
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marched

getting dumped after a relationship lasting 2 weeks or less.
Guy 1:me and my girlfriend only went out for 2 weeks and then she broke up with me.
Guy 2: You got marched!
by B-izzle December 24, 2006
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Marche

by marche December 9, 2003
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marched

getting dumped after a relationship lasting 2 weeks or less.
Guy 1:me and my girlfriend only went out for 2 weeks and then she broke up with me.
Guy 2: You got marched!
by B-izzle December 9, 2008
mugGet the marchedmug.

march

Indefinite date, usually implied when something is coming soon, but the definitive date is unknown.

See also procrastinate
by prosper0 January 12, 2007
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