Marathon

A race attempted by a loarge assortment of idiots who lack the coordination or ability to use the basic skill of running in a real sport. Instead they decide to run for hours on end for no apparent reason. Marathons are oftenly described as "fun" by these morons for reasons unknown to the sane part of society. These retards also enjoy the loss of the ability to walk, run, move, fuck, for the 2 days following the Marathon.

Bob: "I'm running the boston Marathon "Jim"
Jim: "How long is it Bob"
Bob: "40 miles"
Jim: "Your a retard Jim"

by Austin Kennedy July 19, 2006

marathon

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"

When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.

J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!

by EriQ May 19, 2008

marathon

a certain period of time when a weed-smoker is getting high systematically

a. Oh maaan, i forgot what i did yesterday! I've been high for 3 weeks!

b. Wow man! Stop your marathon!

by kuncevo_blocc September 1, 2009

Marathon

The attempt to be drunk for 20 consecutive hours.

Let's start drinking at 10 am tomorrow so we can attempt a marathon.

by greg July 3, 2004

Marathon

someone who takes craps all day untill they pass out from the horrific smell.

See Pulling a cyrus
see crap addict

Man i ate a whole pizza now im going to have a marathon!

by Crazy Eddie April 22, 2005

marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism

Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.

by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016

Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023