Marking my territory

The act of of masterbaiting and ejaculating on and object, thing, or person.

Hey Travass, Im Marking my territory all over Meegan.
Im marking my territory in your bathroom.

by TravisLikesMen January 16, 2011

Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

Marakis

A metro-sexual greek. Often well heeled and devoid of gold chains and cars with gold kits. Drives a Jetta.

That Matt is such a Marakis. Just look at him prance around in his leather Pradas.

by james24242 November 28, 2005

Marking Territory

When you click the "Like" button on every single thing on a person's Facebook profile page in order to give the impression to any outsiders visiting the page that you are in a close relationship with that person, and therefore have a certain degree of ownership over that person, much as a dog urinates all over a particular tree, marking it clearly with its own identity, in order to say to other dogs, "Back the fuck off, this tree is MINE."

So that no eager underclassmen would snatch his prized incoming freshman while he wasn't keeping an eye on her, insecure senior Connor quickly began marking territory all over beautiful, young Nina's Facebook profile, liking everything from statuses to profile pictures to Wall posts. When all the turned-on underclassmen went online to look her up after first seeing her at freshman orientation, they were quickly disappointed, thinking Connor might as well be her boyfriend.

by Metasystem September 16, 2011

marajinity

What you would lose if it was your first time smoking marijuana.

Dan: Hey, Will! When are we gonna meet up so I can lose my marajinity with you?

Will: I don't know, man. I'm too stoned to know what you're talking about.

by Fanky December 31, 2006

Marking Your Territory

When two people who are in love “Mark each other’s territories” by urinating on one another.

“Bro I peed on my girl last night.”

“That’s dope dude, I’m proud of you for marking your territory.”

by Anonymousbabes86 May 3, 2021

Marking the Lambs

When an alpha male dips his elongated ballsack into the gaping chasm of his submissive female’s anal cavity, followed by punching her in the back of the head causing her asshole to contract forcefully around the male’s testicles, thus marking the lambs

I fucked her so hard in the ass that she squirted substance all over my cock and balls so next thing I knew I was violently Marking the Lambs !

by xXHyamSteamLordXx August 21, 2019