mangelina

an anorexic dude that is as skinny as Angelina

damn, Jason is turning into Mangelina.

by Lusus October 16, 2011

MANjelina Jolie

A hot chick that mysteriously resembles or acts like a dude.

An overly masculine good looking woman.

A hot chick with all or some of these attributes: chiseled features, deep voice, says "dude" or "bro" a lot, over enthusiasm for sports, belches or farts at inappropriate times, hair in all the wrong places etc.

or....

An Ugly manly Bitch trying to look pretty.

That chick was hot, but her friend was a MANjelina Joile!

Girl, You are a straight up MANjelina Jolie!

by ~The Snob~ August 8, 2011

la manuela

La manuela; masturbating, jerking off, playing with one's self.

Te haces la manuela por las noches?

by LocDoc IndraV December 4, 2016

La Manuela

Latin American slang in Spanish. "Manuela" is the name of someone's "girlfriend," who turns out to just be their hand. Used as an insult or as a self-roast, to denote loneliness.

"Yesterday I got laid."
"Oh yeah, by who, la Manuela?"

by hyperl0nk January 20, 2021

manuela

1. some hot sexy piece of ass
2. get your manuela out

omg did you grab that manuela last night?

by manuela c October 18, 2009

manuela

The act of 'spanking the monkey'. Masturbating. Choking the chicken. Mexican lingo to refer to masturbation. Manuela is derived or compossed from the word 'mano' or hand. Also known as 'handy'. Manuela, from the pronunciation of manual, mano, manuelear, 'to give a manual job'.

Ex: "Ya vas otra vez a la cita con Manuela". "There you go again on a date with Manuela" or "manuela no me dejo dormir anoche", "manuela didn't let me sleep last night". or, "manuela me entiende mejor que nadie" , "manuela undestands me better than anyone"... or "Esa vieja esta tan fea que preferiria manuelearme".. "that chick is so ugly that I'd rather 'manuelearme'".

by SHAMUKO June 5, 2007

Manuela

a random person who really likes memes and is clueless. Manuela’s lack of sleep and can be reckless sometimes. Manuela’s never admit to liking someone and will attack you if needed. Manuela’s come off as quiet but once you know them for a while they are really annoying and loud. They are very insecure and has a lot of dark jokes. If a Manuela thinks you’re a decent person she will respond to your text as soon as she can. Manuela’s are very good at faking smiles.

Oh you mean Manuela? She’s pretty quiet in class
Manuela is so quiet but she can also be really loud

You mean Manuela? Hell no

by this is a bad idea July 5, 2019